While I was busy doing my OBU thesis, I had came across with these hilarious pictures depicting KFC and McD in funny ways.






Personally, I like the picture of Ronald McDonald vs. Colonel Sanders the most. How can you not laugh looking at it?!

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Have you ever heard of it? To be more precise, do you think something like that actually exists?


Try to take a look at HERE. Trust your own eyes that you're not seeing things. Doomsday Clock actually DO exists!

The Doomsday Clock is a symbolic clock face, maintained since 1947 by the board of directors of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists at the University of Chicago, that uses the analogy of the human species being at a time that is "minutes to midnight", wherein midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". Originally, the analogy represented the threat of global nuclear war, but since includes climate-changing technologies and "new developments in the life sciences and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm".^[1] The closer the clock is to midnight, the closer the world is to global disaster.

- said Wikipedia

The time shown on the clock is 11.55pm, 5 precise minutes away from doomsday. I'd say, are we nearing the end of the world?


For further reading about doomsday, please refer to this. Ways to Destroy the Earth, I actually had a good amount of laugh from reading this article. LOL!

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Sigh, have you ever heard of electronic appliances boycotting? Yes, it really does happen, and it kinda, well, pisses me off from having such a bad luck streak. AGAIN!

Handphone spoilt (again & again), computer malfunctions (like usual), connection problem (used to it), keyboard hangs-up (like a little children showing off his temper) & etc.

Maybe I should really go and try to pray at the temple or something.

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Did a personality test and the result is as follow:


I think it's pretty accurate, and for those who are interested in further reading, you can click on the link.

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Tell you something...

... my butt hurts until today, after having an intensive badminton session with my friends last Thursday. I can't even sit nicely on a bed.

Not only that, my waist, back, shoulder, and also my left elbow are aching like there's no tomorrow. I couldn't even walk nicely today; had to do it using cute duckling way.

Quack. Quack. Quack.

It feels so funny even to walk down the street. Oh, I'm so embarrassed!

When will I get any better?!

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Big darn! Why there are so many mosquitoes during the night? Is the breeding season coming soon, or perhaps it is linked to my gradual obesity?

On an average basis, I will kill one mosquito per day. Not even a single peaceful night without disturb anymore.

Just get out of my room already and leave me alone, will ya?!

On a brighter note, I'm getting more and more accurate on a daily basis, so bitch out there beware of my slapping skill. Don't say I never warn you.

And since I'm killing so frequently this week, I think I'll get a payback in term of karma. Oh... Amitabha!

:D



P/S: If you take these seriously, I think you really DO deserve my super-accurate-never-miss slap to your face.

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Well, to me this is a skill which I have automatically inherent during my ACCA studies. I believe, it does not happen to me only, in fact, it applies widely to almost all of the students.

From my observation, I think it's a really cool skill. Why? This is because students will try their best in order either to avoid the "line of sight" of the lecturer, or to pretend as if they're listening to the class but in fact their minds have already drifted asleep. Pretty impressive I'd say, and also funny to see some of them dozing off during class. XD

Apart from these, for those non-rule-breaker, they'd go for the so-called "Let-Your-Imagination-Run-Wild" scenario. Under the circumstances, they won't choose to sleep, but rather, allow their consciousnesses to unleash their "creativity". Anything apart from things that are related to what the lecturer is talking about so that they can remain awake.

Again, both are impressive skills. LOL. Not a lot people can have that kind of capabilities, especially if you're someone who can sleep without even the lecturer noticing you're sleeping.

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I promised this post, and here it is, finally.


Taken this test about a month ago (taken before the second EQ test), and the result is kinda expected. As I'm the kind of person who stays aside and observe other people's action, I can safely say that I'm good at handling my own emotions. Up to an extent, I can also help the others, but to be frank, I will feel better if I avoid it. This is due to the reason that I'm not sure will my advice help (or make the matter worse), so it's better for me to reserve the comments unless it's necessary to voice them out.

Though the score's kinda below average, but I'm still satisfied. I'm proud to be myself, and I will still continue to improve myself to be a better person.

So, people out there, if you get score lower than this, don't be sad. I believe EQ is something we can change as we grow, since I'm pretty sure I'll score even lower mark back then before I turn over a new leaf.

Jia you, everyone!

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Your EQ is 140

You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. You are warm and open. Even when life gets you down, you're unafraid of the world and its challenges. You are comfortable with who you are. And you accept your weaknesses - as well as the weaknesses of others. While you are quite stable, you don't respond perfectly to every bad situation that comes up. But you have enough emotional intelligence to know when you need a course correction.

P/S: There'll be a longer talk about my own EQ in a few days time (maybe after my hectic exams) cause I've taken a more detailed version.

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Well, lol, today was my second time watching this lame-but-altogether-make-sense TV show 0n Discovery Science channel.

It was actually a TV program that shows something that are really odd, or perhaps one among millions chance of them happening in our real life.

Today's cases were:

1. The logic behind determining what hat you're wearing. (lazy to elaborate, but it's about how one distinguish the hat he's wearing by just staring at the front of him)
2. Chances of high heels hurting its wear.
3. A real case of a college girl swallowing her toothbrush, upright and down to her stomach without dying - much like how a circus performer shows us the "wow-woah-omg-wth" swallowing sword trick. The narrator said a darn sarcastic sentence: Don't put something in your mouth if you are not ready to swallow it. LOL!
   
4. Taking measurement of the distances between someone's face proportion & etc (then using some maths formula -> 1.62 theta stuff which I don't really remember) to judge whether someone is mathematically beautiful or ugly.
5. Singapore's real story of a guy, 1 out of 8 billion chances, get bitten by a hidden python inside the toilet bowl when he was doing his nature's call. *ahem* It's down there by the way, a most vulnerable spot of a man.

Wow, gawd dammit, I laughed so hard while I was watching this show. It was hilarious (at least the way they presented it) and definitely worth a watch.

The previous episode that I caught I learned to do the mathematical "magic" trick of number 9 & 1089, a case of a father, after getting separated from his wife & child after god-knows how many years, finally met his own son in a petrol station (now this was really a rare sight to see), sock injury cases, the odd of bullet-penetration getting protected by items located around our body (coins, handphones, pen & etc), and much much more.

Definitely I'd like to watch this lame, but funny series more. I'm typing this down cause I think it deserves its little place inside my eternal memories. :P


P/S: Only now I know that Arthurian legends are actually just some fictional stories after getting know some historian proofs and studies.


Anyway, cheers~ Have a nice day, guys and girls.

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Read the title above.

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"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died."

OMG. He's just awesome.

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91 words

Speed test

Was bored and did the test. 1st round already got this kind of result, haha...

94 words

Speedtest

And then the second time, LOL! Typed so many wrong, paiseh.

But haih subsequently my points were around the average of 92, can't hit any higher...

I personally think facebook's one was tougher since it includes more Capitals, and 's, weird words, since I could only score 93 after a few tries...

Good luck with all those who are going to try on this test =)

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"But tall women? There is no need to look strong at all for women. I personally think that long legs will get entangled in bed, so short women are better sex partners."

Spare me the crap lol. It happened that I paid a visit to XiaXue's blog under some unforeseen circumstances, and I spent my precious time reading some of her posts, only getting myself agitated and pissed (somehow).

Well that sentence was from her post entitled "Height Issues". She went like blabbering some crappy nonsense of tall-people are being un-intelligence and strong (and somehow leads me to thinking of nothing other than barbaric), and furthermore indirectly insulting them. Well it's okay if that's all, but she even went to the extent of 'self-praising' her so-called short people (ridiculously referring to her herself!) being kind, good-hearted, and all those positive attitudes.

All just to make herself "PROUD". I'm gonna puke at that thought.

And furthermore, her posts of criticizing other Bloggers somehow went really far off from tolerant-able level. She was discriminating others until the extent they do not deserve to stay alive in this community, and even an old woman. Gosh. She did state herself inside the list, and giving herself a three-or-four star disgusts instead of others, which almost at full-stars. I think she should reflect herself back on the mirror. (Perhaps humans are somewhat immune to their own mistakes)

Further reference : http://www.xiaxue.blogspot.com/ on the relevant post.

I happened to believe what she said was kinda true, until I paid visit personally to those unfortunate "victim" blogs. A notable one is Ice-Angel; I'm not her supporter or so-what. It was pitiful even her name is being discriminated.

Just read out, and I think her "loyal" fans are gonna murder me as a result of this post. Well, who cares.

p.s. : somehow she's such a whore. Seeing her pictures really make me laugh sometimes, on how much and 'pinkish' her face is with those make-ups. Gosh, such thick.

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A lack of concision is often a sign of a lazy writer or of one pressed for time. A famous humorist, Mark Twain, (?) once apologized, "I'm sorry to write you a long letter. I had no time to write a shorter one."

This sentence is pure ownage! I HAD to be like Mark Twain, LOL.

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How ironic. And you who are reading this must've thinking I'm damn childish. Lolx, who cares. I do admit I used to watching digimon and liked them. ;P

And moreover, Renamon is a female digimon. She's cold, but yet warm. Don't want tell you further more ;P

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